Defeat or defect?
While trying new garments at the departmental store
"Takpelah, seluar ni boleh otter nanti" - otter=memerang, it should be ALTER
Come on vs common
"Common la, how can you say like that?" I bet it should write "Come on la"
Untie or auntie?
"Untie, thanks for the present! Luv u muah3!" - mak cik awak ni tali ke? Untie=merungkaikan ikatan (tali dan sebagainya)
Message or massage?
"I've sent u massage, how come u dun get it?" - you should send a hot masseuse instead! :P masseuse=tukang urut (tak kisahlah batin atau pun tak batin)
If you really or unsure in conveying the message using the language, remember we still have our mother tongue and keep our mind open to learn the language and improve. :)